It's a little known fact that Adam didn't actually use a fig leaf to shield his manhood but instead the stately leaf from the aptly named Hide-Big-Dicks plant. Phonetics did the rest.
When God finally arrived to take Her flock to heaven, She found the church empty. After a while, She too got caught up in the season finale of Lost and forgot why She was there.
Abe would never know if the other fish shunned him because of his bulging eyes or spotty complexion.
When he felt the ice starting to form around his webbed feet, Jack knew he and Jill were going to be spending some time together.
The fearsome canine makes a daring leap to catch her prey, but once again the Shadow escapes unharmed.
I've had my Pentax K10D for just under two months now and shot approx 4400 images with it. I saw a bit of vertical banding in the darkness on a moonshot once as I accidentally pushed the levels way too high in PP, that was it. Since then I've updated the firmware to 1.10 and I was pretty firm in my opinion that those who had visible banding now either had faulty cameras, did something really funky to them, or both. Another issue on the dpreview forums has been the appearance of crosshatch, or horizontal banding when the Pentax D-BG2 battery grip was installed.
My brother thought I was crazy, but I knew that if I put the picture of the spaceship over the trees up on da Intarwebs, someone else out there would see it too.
That's what they call it when they look through a new telescope for the first time - first light.
I've always been fascinated by it - the speed of, the colour of, and the properties of light. Ever since the first time I understood how RGB worked, how three different coloured lights could combine to create almost all other colours of the rainbow, I've been hooked on light. High on it, almost.